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LONDON — There are so many possible puns here about wands, wand-waving, and that special flick of the wrist you have to do to really get the magic started that — to be quite honest — we’re not really sure where to start with this one. We’ve all known for awhile that the Harry Potter books are riddled with innuendos — “Stand up and take out your wand, Potter,” etc., etc. — but the simple, innocent magic of the stories has always managed to counter this.

The pun at the end makes it almost worth it.


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An alleged pervert in a viral video which enraged the public for his act of seemingly masturbating on a Rapid KL light rail transit (LRT) train has been arrested and handed over to the police. In a Facebook post, Rapid KL said that the man was caught by auxiliary police at the Universiti station.

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#ConnectWithNewsX A man masturbates in front of a student on a Delhi bus. No one came to her rescue and the victim had to push away the accused alone. Is women safety just a dream in this country. Comment?

On Monday, Sarah Silverman revealed on The Howard Stern Show that Louis C.K. used to ask her if he could masturbate in front of her.
According to IndieWire, Silverman prefaced her claim by saying, “I know I’m going to regret saying this.”
“When we were kids, and he asked if he could masturbate in front of me, sometimes I’d go, ‘F!#k yeah I want to see that!’…
To Howard Stern
It’s not analogous to the other women that are talking about what he did to them. He could offer me nothing.

Student molested on bus in national capital as man masturbates in front of her

Mirzapur series masturbation scene by Shweta Tripathi shared secrets about this scene. Amazon Prime’s new series Mirzapur getting very popular. Shweta Tripathi says on her Masturbation scene in Mirzapur. Sexual Desires Are Part Of Everyone’s Life. It’s About Breaking The Stereotypes Shweta Tripathi demands to know why are people making such a hullabaloo about her masturbation scene in the web series Mirzapur- It’s all about satisfying sexual desire and there’s nothing wrong in it. Let’s check out this video.

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