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A 44 year-old married man befriended a woman through Facebook and ended up being blackmailed and losing RM3,200.

The administrative clerk, who only wants to be known as Wong, was extorted repeatedly by a Filipino woman who introduced herself as Jia Inarisi, over a video clip of him masturbating.

Wong said that during a press conference hosted by MCA Public Services and Complaints Department head Datuk Seri Michael Chong on Thursday.

Read more at https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2019/04/25/man-masturbates-during-online-chat-fb-friend-extorts-rm3k-from-him/

Chris Casamassa, The Masturbating Action Figure

Claude Shires tells jokes about jerkin’ off. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits – PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

One thing I respect about Claude Shires is how freely he can talk about masturbation. It’s always a sensitive subject, and he tells his masturbation jokes at ease with no hesitation. Its funny, because masturbation is no joke, yet he tells some phenomenal jokes about masturbation. His masturbation joke got the audience laughing out loud, and will leave you clutching your head in disbelief…no pun intended there. He tells multiple jokes about masturbation throughout the bit, but there is a specific masturbation joke that you have to look out for because of how brilliant it is. Claude is able to joke masturbate and get away with it by not being too graphic and vulgar, but he gives us enough information for us to fill in the blank. His joke masturbation is funny because many men understand what he’s talking about. Many men think these things as well, he just has a platform to admit it. He’s got plenty more jokes masturbation he could talk about if he wanted to, I’m sure, but he’s leaving it for the future. For more joke masturbation, jokes masturbation, masturbation jokes as well as other ways to please yourself on the internet, please subscribe to StandUpBits! And increase your daily laughter!