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The Return of Superfly
Frank Lucas, once the city’s biggest, baddest heroin kingpin the original O.G. in chinchilla, now seems like just a very likable guy. But don’t be fooled.

* By Mark Jacobson
* Published Aug 14, 2000

During the early seventies, when for a sable-coat-wearing, Superfly-strutting instant of urban time he was perhaps the biggest heroin dealer in Harlem, Frank Lucas would sit at the corner of 116th Street and Eighth Avenue in a beat-up Chevrolet he called Nellybelle. Then living in a suite at the Regency Hotel with 100 custom-made, multi-hued suits in the closet, Lucas owned several cars. He had a Rolls, a Mercedes, a Corvette Sting Ray, and a 427 muscle job he’d once topped out at 160 mph near Exit 16E of the Jersey Turnpike, scaring himself so silly that he gave the car to his brother’s wife just to get it out of his sight.

But for “spying,” Nellybelle was best.

“Who’d think I’d be in a shit $300 car like that?” asks Lucas, who claims he’d clear up to $1 million a day selling dope on 116th Street.

“One-sixteenth Street between Seventh and Eighth Avenue was mine. I bought it. I ran it. I owned it,” Lucas says. “When something is yours, you’ve got to be Johnny-on-the-spot, ready to take it to the top. So I’d sit in Nellybelle by the Roman Garden Bar, cap pulled down, with a fake beard, dark glasses, long wig . . . I’d be up beside people dealing my stuff, and no one knew who I was . . .”

It was a matter of control, and trust. As the leader of the heroin-dealing ring called the Country Boys, Lucas, older brother to Ezell, Vernon Lee, John Paul, Larry, and Leevan Lucas, was known for restricting his operation to blood relatives and others from his rural North Carolina area hometown. This was because, Lucas says, in his down-home creak of a voice, “a country boy, he ain’t hip . . . he’s not used to big cars, fancy ladies, and diamond rings. He’ll be loyal to you. A country boy, you can give him any amount of money. His wife and kids might be hungry, and he’ll never touch your stuff until he checks with you. City boys ain’t like that. A city boy will take your last dime, look you in the face, and swear he ain’t got it . . . You don’t want a city boy — the sonofabitch is just no good.”

Back in the early seventies, there were many “brands” of dope in Harlem. Tru Blu, Mean Machine, Could Be Fatal, Dick Down, Boody, Cooley High, Capone, Ding Dong, Fuck Me, Fuck You, Nice, Nice to Be Nice, Oh — Can’t Get Enough of That Funky Stuff, Tragic Magic, Gerber, The Judge, 32, 32-20, O.D., Correct, Official Correct, Past Due, Payback, Revenge, Green Tape, Red Tape, Rush, Swear to God, PraisePraisePraise, KillKillKill, Killer 1, Killer 2, KKK, Good Pussy, Taster’s Choice, Harlem Hijack, Joint, Insured for Life, and Insured for Death were only a few of the brand names rubber-stamped onto cellophane bags. But none sold like Frank Lucas’s Blue Magic.

“That’s because with Blue Magic, you could get 10 percent purity,” Lucas asserts. “Any other, if you got 5 percent, you were doing good. We put it out there at four in the afternoon, when the cops changed shifts. That gave you a couple of hours before those lazy bastards got down there. My buyers, though, you could set your watch by them. By four o’clock, we had enough niggers in the street to make a Tarzan movie. They had to reroute the bus on Eighth Avenue. Call the Transit Department if it’s not so. By nine o’clock, I ain’t got a fucking gram. Everything is gone. Sold . . . and I got myself a million dollars.

Ryuko is also a parasite to the XV2 Community.
He tries to retain his GOOD reputation within it, while associated with Utmost Wicked. He tries his best not to participate in Utmost’s arguments against other people, but he would rather leave a message and back out like a pussy.

He also actively allowed Utmost Wicked to cheat his points for him, so that he would too climb the tournament champion ladder, I wouldn’t be surprised if any other of his retarded friends got in on it too.

Ryuko has also made a fake video about me a long while ago, and now recently removed it when Utmost’s voice came out, where he incriminates himself. Ryuko does not dare to address this because Utmost Wicked does not yet know how to approach it, or how to deny it. http://prntscr.com/g89j3f

Utmost Wicked / Ryan Wade’s channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP08SERXfH9IHXrtdFszAig

Valik’s channel (where Utmost’s voice comes from)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUhKPP5lLyeJ7KFLYtVqAxg

Valik was pretending to be his friend and Utmost boasted to him about his hacks like an idiot. LUL

Utmost Wicked’s current mains:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198376881459
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198353894036

Utmost Wicked faking chat logs:
http://prntscr.com/g8igm0
http://prntscr.com/g8igrn

^The letters are obviously thinner than normal and he just wanted to insult me in a fit of rage. 🙂

http://prntscr.com/g8lwpm
Friend admitting to having Utmost add him and spread lies about me. He does this to everyone.
http://prntscr.com/g8lwz4
Friend admitting Utmost also had accused him and created a fake imitation with a VAC-ban

How Alavin met Utmost Wicked.
http://prntscr.com/g8m5ij

*Update*
Utmost Wicked gets mad at this video and tries to frame Alavin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miWWiGayX28
http://prntscr.com/ge2otf
https://prnt.sc/ge2p61
It is kind of funny when you realize it’s Utmost Wicked talking to himself. I think he was drunk when he made this video. Worry not though, I and my friends have downloaded it in case he deletes it when he realizes how retardedly fake it is. :^) Nice try Ryan, but I’m still above you.

According to my friend who used to be friends with Utmost Wicked, Ryuko helped him with faking the video. http://prntscr.com/ge2t4a
Well what do ya know? lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwuDehU-1kI
Utmost Wicked takes this video down on youtube.
http://prntscr.com/ge37s7
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1122340402

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Funny Babies Funny Baby Funny Videos Funny Babies Laughing Compilation 2015 #2
Top 10 Evil Movie Laughs Warning: Mild Spoiler Alert! What do you do when everything is going according to your sinister plan? Laugh. Join
Baby villain- Cutest little girl with \’evil\’ laugh – Shine from Yahoo! Canada.flv xiaoyanclinic.ca will teach you how to relax and keep happy is the best way to let you health and living long! Xiao Yan …
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Top 10 Female Supervillains They\’re sexy, cruel, and would probably kill you in the blink of an eye. Join WatchMojo as we count down our picks …
Child of Rage The FULL Documentary Shocking, Horrifying, Fascinating The full documentary.
Super Villain Pokes A Dead Bird! | Evil Guy Arch Villain EVIL GUY threatens to destroy the world but is distracted by a half-dead bird and his assistant Darrell. SUBSCRIBE for …
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Deliver Us From Evil – Exclusive Trailer In DELIVER US FROM EVIL, New York police officer Ralph Sarchie (Eric Bana), struggling with his own personal issues, begins …
FUNNY: Baby Laugh A Lot DEAD Batteries! Scary! \”Funny Video\” Scary Baby Laugh A Lot \”Funny Video\” with her Batteries Going DEAD! See MORE Funny Videos on TheToyChannel on …
Evil Army Prank That is one sick soldier! Looks like the military can really change a guy. Even OUR pranks aren\’t this mean! Don\’t miss another …
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AURONPLAY ft. LOS BURLAOS\r
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\r
LOS BURLAOS FT. PINGU: \r
PRIMERA PARODIA DE LOS BURLAOS: \r
\r
El otro día estaba yo buscando en la Deep Web el nuevo episodio de Peppa Pig y me encontré esta mierda. Los Burlaos vuelven con fuerza, aun que Josemi está castigado sin postre.\r
¡JOSÉ MIGUEL A TU CUARTO!\r
\r
SEÑOR DE LOS ANOS: \r
MLG FUTBOL: \r
MLG BAILE: \r
MLG TELEVISIÓN: \r
ALLAHU AKBAR ESPAÑA: \r
THUG LIFE ESPAÑA: \r
MLG FAILS: \r
\r
LYRICS/LETRA:\r
Fakers niggas talkin shit on this computers.\r
Cuando pasen por el hall, catarán shoes.\r
No hacen más que hablar y no saben na de na,\r
los de siempre me recuerdan, siempre he sido real.\r
Si te fumas 20 porros es que estás burlao,\r
si no sigues a las masas es que estás burlao,\r
si no piensas como todos es que estás burlao,\r
profesores se picaban porque era avispao.\r
Me decían que iba a acabar siendo un fracasao,\r
la envidia es muy mala, homie, esto está comprobao.\r
Gente mala, gente insana hay en tos laos,\r
miramos por los leys y a los demás vetaos.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Morenos acelearos,\r
menores puestos pa lo suyo y viejos retiraos.\r
Si tengo los monchis ve a por chicharrón,\r
con carne salada Guille es el mejor.\r
\r
¿De qué pollas vas a hablar?\r
Parguelas con foto en el baño van a criticar.\r
Veo tu instagram y digo un parguelón,\r
si yo fuera tu padre te daba un capón.\r
\r
Parecéis todos maricas,\r
con ese rollo de tronistas.\r
Mis desnutridos tiran pintas,\r
gente que les identifica.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Feliz como cuando coges medio melón,\r
tu esta vaina no la entiendes tira pal LOL.\r
Hoy dos privilegiados bailan esta canción,\r
tú no eres soldado no coges los códigos.\r
\r
Con el verdadero clavo,\r
con New York Rush yo me he criado.\r
Te hicimos un geek-check y no lo has superao,\r
te quedaste to pasmao con cara de atontao.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Pussys hablan mucha bullshit tras un PC,\r
puede que vaya a su casa y lo guantee,\r
yo estoy en la chusta, pero me cubren diez,\r
si no puedo contigo, te dispararé.\r
Ahora hasta el más tonto se hace con un arma,\r
si tienes pasta, pipa no identificada.\r
Una 9 de airsoft con cañón trucao,\r
puede estallarte en la mano si está mal montao.\r
Me llaman yonki por fumar hachís,\r
mi vida no vale una mierda, anda con cuidao.\r
A ti no te esperan ni en casa ni en ningún lao,\r
tú tienes miedo a morir, yo casi he palmao.\r
\r
Mírame a la cara,\r
la tengo to chupada.\r
\r
Es por la mierda que vivo, yo no esnifo na,\r
quien se las tira de Real es un subnormal.\r
Estoy poniendo en contra hasta el propio Dios,\r
si baja a mi barrio le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
Si se pone tonto me cargo hasta a Dios.\r
\r
¿Qué pollas haces hablando de butrones?\r
Tú te quedabas en casa con los menores.\r
Se las tiran de robar y de ser ¡oh yeahS!,\r
quien te conoce sabe que tú eres un fake.\r
Si estás seco te pueden dejar mojao,\r
tu puta ladra mucho, anda con cuidao.\r
Intentan darnos lecciones de moralidad,\r
y tos los findes de fiesta lo hacen nevar.\r
\r
Tú sigue con el LOL,\r
estamos robando to el show.\r
\r
Ahora corre a comer de nuestras sobras,\r
si nuestra vida no te importa, ¿pa qué coño miras?\r
Veo mucho quila, pero son de kelly,\r
luego por la calle no dicen ni media.\r
\r
Van de pitbulls y son unos chihuahuas,\r
están cantando pa cuatro mojabragas.\r
Putos pagafantas, quédate la fama,\r
quédate tus putas, yo no quiero nada.

AURONPLAY ft. LOS BURLAOS\r
\r
\r
LOS BURLAOS FT. PINGU: \r
PRIMERA PARODIA DE LOS BURLAOS: \r
\r
El otro día estaba yo buscando en la Deep Web el nuevo episodio de Peppa Pig y me encontré esta mierda. Los Burlaos vuelven con fuerza, aun que Josemi está castigado sin postre.\r
¡JOSÉ MIGUEL A TU CUARTO!\r
\r
SEÑOR DE LOS ANOS: \r
MLG FUTBOL: \r
MLG BAILE: \r
MLG TELEVISIÓN: \r
ALLAHU AKBAR ESPAÑA: \r
THUG LIFE ESPAÑA: \r
MLG FAILS: \r
\r
LYRICS/LETRA:\r
Fakers niggas talkin shit on this computers.\r
Cuando pasen por el hall, catarán shoes.\r
No hacen más que hablar y no saben na de na,\r
los de siempre me recuerdan, siempre he sido real.\r
Si te fumas 20 porros es que estás burlao,\r
si no sigues a las masas es que estás burlao,\r
si no piensas como todos es que estás burlao,\r
profesores se picaban porque era avispao.\r
Me decían que iba a acabar siendo un fracasao,\r
la envidia es muy mala, homie, esto está comprobao.\r
Gente mala, gente insana hay en tos laos,\r
miramos por los leys y a los demás vetaos.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Morenos acelearos,\r
menores puestos pa lo suyo y viejos retiraos.\r
Si tengo los monchis ve a por chicharrón,\r
con carne salada Guille es el mejor.\r
\r
¿De qué pollas vas a hablar?\r
Parguelas con foto en el baño van a criticar.\r
Veo tu instagram y digo un parguelón,\r
si yo fuera tu padre te daba un capón.\r
\r
Parecéis todos maricas,\r
con ese rollo de tronistas.\r
Mis desnutridos tiran pintas,\r
gente que les identifica.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Feliz como cuando coges medio melón,\r
tu esta vaina no la entiendes tira pal LOL.\r
Hoy dos privilegiados bailan esta canción,\r
tú no eres soldado no coges los códigos.\r
\r
Con el verdadero clavo,\r
con New York Rush yo me he criado.\r
Te hicimos un geek-check y no lo has superao,\r
te quedaste to pasmao con cara de atontao.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Pussys hablan mucha bullshit tras un PC,\r
puede que vaya a su casa y lo guantee,\r
yo estoy en la chusta, pero me cubren diez,\r
si no puedo contigo, te dispararé.\r
Ahora hasta el más tonto se hace con un arma,\r
si tienes pasta, pipa no identificada.\r
Una 9 de airsoft con cañón trucao,\r
puede estallarte en la mano si está mal montao.\r
Me llaman yonki por fumar hachís,\r
mi vida no vale una mierda, anda con cuidao.\r
A ti no te esperan ni en casa ni en ningún lao,\r
tú tienes miedo a morir, yo casi he palmao.\r
\r
Mírame a la cara,\r
la tengo to chupada.\r
\r
Es por la mierda que vivo, yo no esnifo na,\r
quien se las tira de Real es un subnormal.\r
Estoy poniendo en contra hasta el propio Dios,\r
si baja a mi barrio le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
Si se pone tonto me cargo hasta a Dios.\r
\r
¿Qué pollas haces hablando de butrones?\r
Tú te quedabas en casa con los menores.\r
Se las tiran de robar y de ser ¡oh yeahS!,\r
quien te conoce sabe que tú eres un fake.\r
Si estás seco te pueden dejar mojao,\r
tu puta ladra mucho, anda con cuidao.\r
Intentan darnos lecciones de moralidad,\r
y tos los findes de fiesta lo hacen nevar.\r
\r
Tú sigue con el LOL,\r
estamos robando to el show.\r
\r
Ahora corre a comer de nuestras sobras,\r
si nuestra vida no te importa, ¿pa qué coño miras?\r
Veo mucho quila, pero son de kelly,\r
luego por la calle no dicen ni media.\r
\r
Van de pitbulls y son unos chihuahuas,\r
están cantando pa cuatro mojabragas.\r
Putos pagafantas, quédate la fama,\r
quédate tus putas, yo no quiero nada.

Doesn’t make it them any less hideous though. Looks like something you’d put in a house built in 1990.
[] I worked at a dealership between semesters in college as a porter (moved cars, filled them with gas, and detailed them for delivery) and a woman asked me if the Toyota Prius was nuclear powered.
[] Will this be a big issue for future studies that are based on the original work and (suspected) falsified data? Surely that’s adding another layer of crap on top of it, making everyone’s job harder to unravel.

I’d be extremely worried if they did this with medicine studies because drugs released on shaky evidence and weight of research aren’t going to be great for us.
[] At the time, Harry Potter books. ‘Trendy’ adults on the train, commuting to work. Reading children’s books. At the time, this really narked me… (So, the films are OK, but it was just the ‘look’ I hated.)
[] American wood?

Don’t want Chinese imported wood.
[] trying to cope with the depression of not being with a girl i really really liked while she was hooking up with other dude’s
[] It really looks like an ancient cavern wall painting
[] Sadly women are most vulnerable to domestic violence when pregnant.
[] I’m going to continue drinking Maxwell House and there’s literally nothing you can do to stop me.
[] No. Hololens covers about 40° FOV and is not buttery smooth. Much of what you see in demos is a major rig doing equivalent of post-processing and covering much more area than the goggles actually display. AR still has a LOT of work to be commercially feasible.

Now, no comment about Magic Leap AR as that has amazing word of mouth about it though that’s limited by all the NDA around it.
[] Wait, what? Why?
[] No touching!
[] Commuting will kill your social life. It is worth it to dorm at college. You are paying thousands for the experience and connections, not the knowledge.
[] I met him after seeing his a play he was in on broadway and he was the nicest guy ever. He really took his time with everyone who waited to see him. This was well after Breaking Bad was over as well so he was already super famous. It makes me happy reading articles like these.
[] I’m American. I get tired of the gun thing.
[] Just happened last night actually, not to me but to the waitress that was chilling with us. Table near us happened to be talking super loud (sports bar, no big deal) but we heard loud and clear “HOW BIG IS YOUR 9 INCH PIZZA.”

We waited for the assuredly awkward reply, “It’s about… 4 pieces.”

“No… HOW. BIG. IS. IT?”

Waitress conceded, “9 inches.”

“Ok, thank you – I’ll take that.”
[] I had a similar experience just got off work And was wearing a Walgreens tee-shirt walked into a Winco and people kept asking me where the God damn Velveeta cheese is at worst part is the employees wear red not blue shirts
[] It happens to me daily and drives me nuts.

Customer : how much is this ? (Product sign says 50% off)

I scan it and tell them $10

(Every goddam time)

Customer : is that with the 50 % off?

Listen you idiot you asked me how much it was and I told you.

Did you ask me ” how much is this not? ” because THEN I would have said $10 Jesus Christ
[] /r/unexpectedELI5
[] Swimming
[] Utterly pales in comparison to some of these but when I worked in a restaurant I had a customer ask if they could have some of the Key Lime Pie, but without lime as they were allergic.

Um…
[] I worked at a sex shop in 2009. This man brings in one of our black bags with one of those HUGE fake ass/pussy things. He said he wanted a refund on it and threw it on the counter. I peeled inside and there it was, asked him why he wanted to return it, he said he didn’t like it.

I had to tell him that we couldn’t accept it as a return because of it being a health hazard. He said he cleaned it though! Had to get my manager over to make him leave.

At least I didn’t have to touch it like the phone that someone brought in (when I worked at AT&T) that was covered in cat piss. -shudders-
[] Honestly think it will be better
[] /r/meirl
[] If tvs doesnt need backlights anymore, why are tvs still thick at all…

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AURONPLAY ft. LOS BURLAOS\r
\r
\r
LOS BURLAOS FT. PINGU: \r
PRIMERA PARODIA DE LOS BURLAOS: \r
\r
El otro día estaba yo buscando en la Deep Web el nuevo episodio de Peppa Pig y me encontré esta mierda. Los Burlaos vuelven con fuerza, aun que Josemi está castigado sin postre.\r
¡JOSÉ MIGUEL A TU CUARTO!\r
\r
SEÑOR DE LOS ANOS: \r
MLG FUTBOL: \r
MLG BAILE: \r
MLG TELEVISIÓN: \r
ALLAHU AKBAR ESPAÑA: \r
THUG LIFE ESPAÑA: \r
MLG FAILS: \r
\r
LYRICS/LETRA:\r
Fakers niggas talkin shit on this computers.\r
Cuando pasen por el hall, catarán shoes.\r
No hacen más que hablar y no saben na de na,\r
los de siempre me recuerdan, siempre he sido real.\r
Si te fumas 20 porros es que estás burlao,\r
si no sigues a las masas es que estás burlao,\r
si no piensas como todos es que estás burlao,\r
profesores se picaban porque era avispao.\r
Me decían que iba a acabar siendo un fracasao,\r
la envidia es muy mala, homie, esto está comprobao.\r
Gente mala, gente insana hay en tos laos,\r
miramos por los leys y a los demás vetaos.\r
\r
¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
\r
Morenos acelearos,\r
menores puestos pa lo suyo y viejos retiraos.\r
Si tengo los monchis ve a por chicharrón,\r
con carne salada Guille es el mejor.\r
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¿De qué pollas vas a hablar?\r
Parguelas con foto en el baño van a criticar.\r
Veo tu instagram y digo un parguelón,\r
si yo fuera tu padre te daba un capón.\r
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Parecéis todos maricas,\r
con ese rollo de tronistas.\r
Mis desnutridos tiran pintas,\r
gente que les identifica.\r
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¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
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Feliz como cuando coges medio melón,\r
tu esta vaina no la entiendes tira pal LOL.\r
Hoy dos privilegiados bailan esta canción,\r
tú no eres soldado no coges los códigos.\r
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Con el verdadero clavo,\r
con New York Rush yo me he criado.\r
Te hicimos un geek-check y no lo has superao,\r
te quedaste to pasmao con cara de atontao.\r
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¡Tu mierda no nos gusta!\r
¡Tu piba nos ve y lo disfruta!\r
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Pussys hablan mucha bullshit tras un PC,\r
puede que vaya a su casa y lo guantee,\r
yo estoy en la chusta, pero me cubren diez,\r
si no puedo contigo, te dispararé.\r
Ahora hasta el más tonto se hace con un arma,\r
si tienes pasta, pipa no identificada.\r
Una 9 de airsoft con cañón trucao,\r
puede estallarte en la mano si está mal montao.\r
Me llaman yonki por fumar hachís,\r
mi vida no vale una mierda, anda con cuidao.\r
A ti no te esperan ni en casa ni en ningún lao,\r
tú tienes miedo a morir, yo casi he palmao.\r
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Mírame a la cara,\r
la tengo to chupada.\r
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Es por la mierda que vivo, yo no esnifo na,\r
quien se las tira de Real es un subnormal.\r
Estoy poniendo en contra hasta el propio Dios,\r
si baja a mi barrio le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
.le daré dos shoots.\r
Si se pone tonto me cargo hasta a Dios.\r
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¿Qué pollas haces hablando de butrones?\r
Tú te quedabas en casa con los menores.\r
Se las tiran de robar y de ser ¡oh yeahS!,\r
quien te conoce sabe que tú eres un fake.\r
Si estás seco te pueden dejar mojao,\r
tu puta ladra mucho, anda con cuidao.\r
Intentan darnos lecciones de moralidad,\r
y tos los findes de fiesta lo hacen nevar.\r
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Tú sigue con el LOL,\r
estamos robando to el show.\r
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Ahora corre a comer de nuestras sobras,\r
si nuestra vida no te importa, ¿pa qué coño miras?\r
Veo mucho quila, pero son de kelly,\r
luego por la calle no dicen ni media.\r
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Van de pitbulls y son unos chihuahuas,\r
están cantando pa cuatro mojabragas.\r
Putos pagafantas, quédate la fama,\r
quédate tus putas, yo no quiero nada.